Okay, I've seen explanations of how to get Swish to load and display an external text file, but I'm not sure its making any sense to me. The one example that I have seems too cumbersome to be of any use. That and it seems to be lacking any kind of formatting.

In other words, it looks terrible. Is there a way to...

...format text pulled externally?
...hyperlink all or part of the text?
...include a small graphic?

Okay, I'm reaching with that last one. <shrug> Couldn't hurt to ask, eh?